June 25 2008
As if the stinkin' Miller Lite beer wagon wasn't enough space to hold the lifetime supply of beer we're trying to amass in our garage, my husband type has asked for yet another cooler for his birthday.
He wants this Cooler Fun cooler so he can scoot around our neighborhood with his beer and without having his sacred frodo feet touch the ground.
I have no idea where he found this thing - but I know he likes the Ellen Degeneres show and I'm thinking he secretly watches it in the afternoon. Probably while he's on the threadmill at the gym making room for the 6-pack of beer he'll likely consume later.
Apparently it was featured on Ellen's talk show. OH! AND OF COURSE! Larry the Cable Guy has one. (At least according to Cooler Fun web site)
So this thing starts at $399.00 and (SUPRISE!) the one that he wants has the gas powered engine and can go up to 15MPH, with a compass and a stock and this thing that tells time (oh wait - that' another movie).
WHO NEEDS TO GO 15 MPH ON THEIR COOLER?!?
What the hell is he going to do with this thing? I have no idea, but I know I'm going to cringe everytime I see him putting around on it. It's already bad enough that we have to tote the one with wheels EVERY FREAKIN' TIME we go anywhere.
Maybe I'll start a collection around the neighborhood and give out tickets for others to ride it? That way we won't be the only morons on the block.
